Sorry no one wanted to come to your eight month birthday party.  Maybe it’s because no one cares about you, or your shitty, fake birthday.

Okay, babyhaters.  Here’s the deal.  Fuck Your Dumb Baby is scooting over just a little bit.  It’s switching over to fuckyourdumbbaby.tumblr.com.  Now, I know what you’re thinking. “That is the site I am already looking at.”  Well no.  Check again.  I messed around with the URLs.  I did this because of reasons.  Anyway this one isn’t really going to update anymore, so go over to the other now.  I already uploaded all the old baby hate, so you won’t get lonely or what ever.  Plus there’s going to be a cavalcade of fresh baby hating, so you have that to look forward to.  That is all.

What the fuck are you supposed to be?  Pope of the Asshole Church?

Wishing I wasn’t stuck being a stupid fucking baby.

What are you so damn pleased about, you lazy asshole?

Enjoy listening to Creed, you tasteless cockbag.

I hope you fucking drown.

That’s a cool hat you’ve got there, you smug little fuck.

I wish that bear was real so it could maul your dumb ass.

Get the fuck out of there or I will eat you.  Swear to Raptor Jesus I will.